Terrorist fist bump for voting!

Dantzel and I were eating at a restaurant, talking about - what else this season? - politics, and the large family next to us were also talking about politics.

A woman, who I assumed to be the matriarch of this family, began interrogating her brood if they were registered to vote. She then turned to our table and asked, "Are you registered to vote?"

"I've already voted," I quipped. "I'm an early voter."

The woman then commenced to terrorist fist bump me, of which I can only assume was a commendation for my actions. The funny thing was, I'm pretty sure she was for McCain.