Werner Heisenberg was driving down the highway when he was pulled over by a police officer.
"Do you have any idea how fast you were going?" he asked Heisenberg.
"No, but I do know where I am," Heisenberg replied.
"Well, I clocked you going at about 120 miles per hour," the cop growled menacingly.
"Great!" Heisenberg yelled, throwing his arms in the air in frustration. "Now I'm lost!"
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Ted, you're a nerd. Get a life.
What do you get when you cross a teddy bear with a refrigerator?
A teddy brrr.
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